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男童鞋们对女童鞋说的下面九个词要多注意

4已有 97 次阅读  2012-02-01 17:15

女童鞋们也可以说说下面说的是不是真的

(1)  Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 

(2)  Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 

(3)  Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 

(4)  Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 

(5)  Loud Sigh:  This  is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 

(6)  That's Okay:  This  is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 

(7)  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.. Just say you're welcome.  (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.) 

(8)  Whatever:  Is a woman's way of saying Screw YOU! 

      (9)    Don't worry about it, I've got it:  Another  dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking,  'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to #3.


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  • 加国无为 2012-02-01 23:02
  • T-REX 2012-02-02 08:03
  • HollyCow 2012-02-02 09:26
    90% 準確!
    Whatever! 是我最常用的! 小心小心!
  • 加国无为 2012-02-02 09:38
    心情漫步:
    笑要不露齿,吐舌头不要太长,忽忽~
  • T-REX 2012-02-02 10:00
    加国无为: 笑要不露齿,吐舌头不要太长,忽忽~
    牛牛才是淑女我是dino~~
  • 加国无为 2012-02-02 10:02
    HollyCow: 90% 準確!
    Whatever!是我最常用的! 小心小心!
    10% 不准确!
    HOWEVER!是我最常用滴!谨慎!谨慎!
  • 游走在天边 2012-02-02 12:04
    加国无为:
    处处是陷阱?
  • 游走在天边 2012-02-02 12:05
    心情漫步:
    吐舌头,是吃惊啊,不会吧
  • 游走在天边 2012-02-02 12:31
    HollyCow: 90% 準確!
    Whatever!是我最常用的! 小心小心!
    90%正确,这个不是好兆头
  • 游走在天边 2012-02-02 12:34
    心情漫步: 牛牛才是淑女我是dino~~
    小牛小龙,歪管露齿与否,都是高人
  • 游走在天边 2012-02-02 12:37
    加国无为: 10% 不准确!
    HOWEVER!是我最常用滴!谨慎!谨慎!
    遇上watever, However, 我就用Doesn't matter,然后闪人
  • T-REX 2012-02-02 13:23
    游走在天边: 遇上watever, However, 我就用Doesn't matter,然后闪人
    狡猾~
  • T-REX 2012-02-02 13:24
    游走在天边: 吐舌头,是吃惊啊,不会吧
    不是吃惊,是吃牛肉干~~
  • 游走在天边 2012-02-02 14:02
    心情漫步: 不是吃惊,是吃牛肉干~~
    年来这肉干太辣了
  • 加国无为 2012-02-02 19:12
    游走在天边: 年来这肉干太辣了
    对头!怪不得总是吐DINO舌头!
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