A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon, when they got back the bride phoned her mother immediately. Well said the mother" so how was the honeymoon?" oh mama she replied "the honey was so romantic" suddenly she burst out crying, but mama as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language, things I have never heard before, I mean all those awful four letter words. You've got to take me home, "please mama". Sarah, Sarah her mother said "calm down" you need to stay with your husband and work things out, now tell me "what could be so awful what four letter words?". Please don't make me tell you they're just too awful". "darling you must tell me what has you so upset. sobbing the bride said "he used words like dust, wash, iron, and cook.