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    依位女同胞真利害, 直情犀利過 伊利沙白泰萊喎!                                 & ……
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    Tens of thousands of illegal eggs - some covered in fecal matter and feathers - have emerged in a crackdown on GTA food retailers and wholesalers, prompting public health concerns and pending charges against nine companies so far. The investigation, led by Toronto Public Health, York ……
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    Just simply a real nice story.  Read it. One day a man saw a old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached ……
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    Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a ……
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    笑一笑?

    1happyman 2010-07-06 16:41
    一位小姐打電話叫計程車 . 小姐 : 你好,我在中山路口,我要搭計程車。 司機:那妳穿什麼衣服呢? 小姐:我穿藍色上衣,白色裙子。 司機:到那 裡? 小姐:到膝蓋 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 老鼠 A 拿著一張照片 , 告訴老鼠 B 說 : 這 ……
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    Joke of the day

    1happyman 2010-06-25 21:16
    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into e ……
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    Joke of the day

    1happyman 2010-05-19 23:43
    Upon arriving at college the student were briefed on campus rules. The dean said "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaki ……
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    现代名句精华 ? 樹多必有枯枝,人多必有白癡。 ? 君子報仇,三年不晚。小人報仇,一天到晚。 ? 帥有個屁用!到頭來還不是被卒吃掉! ? 騎白馬的不一定是王子,可能是唐僧;帶翅膀的不一定是天使,也可能是「鳥人」。 ? 樹不要皮,必死無疑。人不要臉,天下無敵。 ? 懷才就像懷孕,時間久了才能讓人看出來。 ? 前程四緊就是:手頭緊、 ……
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    Happy 2010

    1happyman 2009-12-31 14:07
    Happy New Year to all. ……
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    牙簽更可怕

    1happyman 2009-12-17 13:34
    Subject: 牙簽更可怕 去年我們一位同事突然聽說得口腔癌約一年就去了! 他是一位工作認真服務熱忱的查修人員,不抽煙、不吃檳榔, 時常過午才看他吃飯,飯後習慣嘴巴叼著一根牙簽,久久含著沒吐掉! 有一天覺得口腔內破皮潰爛不會好,去找牙醫,醫生說沒關係擦點藥吃藥就好! 一星期沒好,再來一星期後沒好,醫 ……
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