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    Joke of the day

    1happyman 2009-11-30 18:28
    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing ?" She asked. "Hunting flies" He responded. "Oh ….. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued she asked " Ho ……
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    一個可以談條件                   一個不可以 恐怖份子明確地告訴你他們要什麼   女人總是要你猜她們要什麼 恐怖份子會跟你談判         &n ……
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    Joke of the day

    1happyman 2009-11-28 14:12
    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in th ……
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      A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the ……
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    Joke of the day

    1happyman 2009-11-25 14:56
    A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the g ……
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    Joke of the day

    1happyman 2009-11-24 23:34
    An elderly couple goes to the doctor’s office; the doctor examines the man first and gives him a clean bill of health. The doctor asks the man “Do you have any medical concerns or questions?” “The man replies, “well maybe just one, I was wondering why the after the first time I make love ……
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    Subject: 搞笑~識廣東話先睇得明嘅英文翻譯,好搞笑   > You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出嚟行? > If you have enough ginger 、 put your horse to me.. 如果你夠薑既話就放馬過嚟。 > 「 I saw a pork chop 」我 ……
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    Joke of the day

    1happyman 2009-11-22 22:53
    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your G ……
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    Joke of the day

    1happyman 2009-11-22 00:37
    The 98-year-old Mother Superior from a monastery in Scotland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried to give her some warm milk, but she initially refused. Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the ……
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