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2016-03-10

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-10 13:15
    Power of internet
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Daughter: "Dad, I\'m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became fri

2015-08-19

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-19 10:59
    Not just lazy
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The lazy son went to his dad and told him "Dad, I started this puzzle 2 years ago and I just finished it today. The dad said "Isn\'t 2 years

2015-08-14

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-14 13:38
    Catalogue shopping
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A hillbilly decided to visit his cousin some miles away and found him looking at a book, when asked what it was his friend replied "It\'s a catal

2015-08-06

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-06 11:53
    Health Tips
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The Reporter  say’s to the old man: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101? Man:  For better digestion, I drink b

2015-07-24

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-24 12:53
    Empty seat
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    It\'s game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He le

2015-06-26

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-26 14:57
    Windows
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: "Windows frozen, won\'t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over

2015-06-25

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-25 11:47
    Making friends
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Right now I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. So, every day, I walk in the street and tell peop

2015-05-29

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 05-29 12:12
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2015-05-08

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 05-08 16:33
    White hair
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several stran

2015-03-19

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-19 11:54
    Special parrot
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, &qu

2014-11-06

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 11-06 15:06
    Pearly Gates
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A man appears before the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit” St. Peter asks. “Well I can think of one thing” th

2014-10-31

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-31 13:22
    Hit and run
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran arrived to help. "My mother-in-law tried to run me over!" the man

2014-10-23

2014-10-16

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-16 09:22
    Great news?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you, honey. Pretty soon, we\'re going to be three in

2014-10-15

2014-09-11

2014-08-20

2014-08-11

2014-06-02

2014-05-28

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 05-28 12:55
    Scaredy-cat
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, h

2014-04-14

2014-04-09

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 04-09 09:43
    Kids are quick
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct.

2014-03-05

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-05 13:27
    It's not working
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The wife left a note on the fridge "IT\'S NOT WORKING, I CAN\'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! GONE TO STAY WITH MY MOM." The husband opened the frid

2014-03-03

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-03 14:57
    Prayer before eating
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother\'s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.

2013-12-06

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 12-06 13:05
    Dad's advise
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A girl driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn\'t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever g

2013-11-05

2013-10-31

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-31 15:33
    The big question??
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Julie and Joe had been dating for almost a year. At long last, he summoned the courage to pop the big question. It went like this; Being single certa

2013-10-30

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-30 16:20
    The story of ....
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A teacher was reading the story of The Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part where the first pig was trying to gather building

2013-10-29

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-29 14:04
    Quiche
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A man goes into a restaurant. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly attractive came to his table and asked if he was ready to order,&quo

2013-10-25

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-25 14:13
    Porch?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A boy scout knocks on the door of a big house and when the guy answers he asks "Do you need any odd jobs doing?" "

2013-10-24

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-24 16:27
    Alligator shoes
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A young woman was driving through Southern Louisiana while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way

2013-10-23

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-23 16:49
    What would you do?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It\'s after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The

2013-10-22

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-22 15:37
    Adam and Eve
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    At Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told

2013-10-09

2013-10-07

2013-10-04

2013-10-02

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-02 15:30
    Little girl's pray
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, \'Dea

2013-10-01

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-01 17:12
    Medication
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A distraught senior citizen dialed her doctors office... She asks... Is it true... That the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of

2013-09-27

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 09-27 14:20
    Golf clubs
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"

2013-09-26

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 09-26 14:12
    You used to...
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Karl and Milly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You use t

2013-09-25

2013-09-24

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 09-24 16:57
    Text messages
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A senior-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive text messages on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decid

2013-09-09

2013-09-06

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 09-06 15:19
    Caller ID
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A Young man saved his girlfriend\'s phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY". Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the

2013-09-05

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 09-05 16:27
    Love at first sight
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    “A woman say’s to her sisterI thought you were going to marry Eddie? You said it was love at first sight.” “The sister replies; It was – i

2013-09-04

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 09-04 17:01
    You could have
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    An elderly lady decided to give herself a birthday treat by staying overnight in a luxury London hotel. When she checked out next morning the desk c

2013-08-30

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-30 15:49
    Spelling
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell \'crocodile?\' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L\' TEACHER: No, that\'s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I

2013-08-26

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-26 14:30
    May Day
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The poor blonde is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. Frantic, she calls out a May Day. &q

2013-08-17

2013-08-14

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-14 14:16
    Are you kidding?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you loo

2013-08-12

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-12 13:56
    Instruction
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    THERE WAS A BIT OF CONFUSION AT ACE HARDWARE THIS MORNING. WHEN I WAS READY TO PAY FOR MY PURCHASES OF GUN POWDER AND BULLETS, THE CASHIER SAID “STR

2013-07-31

2013-07-26

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-26 12:25
    Celsius
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    "Soon after arriving in Los Angeles from Canada, I phoned the local weather station and asked what the temperature was in L.A. "Sixty-eigh

2013-07-24

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-24 13:38
    Lie detector
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he di

2013-07-23

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-23 14:54
    False teeth
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The

2013-07-22

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-22 14:48
    French name
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    There were 2 cats, one was an English cat and his name was 1,2,3, the second was a French cat and his name was un, deaux,trios. They decided to have

2013-07-16

2013-07-12

2013-07-11

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-11 14:47
    Correction
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The teacher wrote on the blackboard, “I ain’t had no fun all summer.” “Now Paul,” she said. “What shall I do to correct this?” “Get a boy f

2013-07-09

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-09 17:37
    Speeding
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "Ho

2013-07-04

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-04 14:18
    8 year old girl
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex? The grandfather was surpr

2013-07-03

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-03 14:30
    Afraid?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    With fire, smoke, thunder, lightening and brimstone the devil appeared at the back door of the church. Everybody jumped, ran, screaming out of the c

2013-07-02

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-02 14:07
    Vouch
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: "I would very much like to bring my dog

2013-06-29

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-29 13:13
    Obituary message
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: B

2013-06-27

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-27 12:03
    Missing husband
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a descri

2013-06-20

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-20 14:08
    Ex wife?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standin

2013-06-18

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-18 10:11
    Boy and Toy
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A boy went to a toy shop and picked out a toy car. He then goes to the counter and gives the cashier money-cards from a Monopoly game.

2013-06-14

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-14 14:22
    Effect of marriage
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The Ad in the newspaper read: FOR SALE BY OWNER!!! Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer.

2013-06-12

2013-06-11

2013-06-07

2013-06-05

2013-06-04

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-04 16:56
    When I was your age
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is

2013-06-03

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-03 19:01
    Nobel Prize?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the middle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing

2013-05-21

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 05-21 14:12
    Opportunity
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A lady says to her doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in has sleep! what should I give him to stop this ? I see the Doctor sa

2013-05-15

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 05-15 13:46
    Who is on drugs?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A Police Officer with a drug sniffing dog said to me “This dog tells me you are on drugs.” I said “I’m on drugs? You’re the one t

2013-05-10

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 05-10 13:49
    Windows
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A Wife texts her husband ….. Windows frozen. Won\'t open. Husband texts back …… gently pour some lukewarm water over it. Wife text

2013-05-03

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 05-03 13:15
    Who stole my truck?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!

2013-04-25

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 04-25 14:08
    Weapon
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of rob

2013-04-22

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 04-22 11:51
    Degree
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A Grandma and her Grandson were shopping in a super market. The Grandma realizes that the child has picked a toy. She calls out; \'\'Degree, put that t

2013-04-17

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 04-17 14:13
    Hotel experience
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man look

2013-04-12

2013-04-09

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 04-09 14:55
    dead
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    George and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn\'t seem to be breathing; his eyes ar

2013-04-05

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 04-05 11:14
    neighbour
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    An elderly lady phoned local police station to complain about a man in the apartment building across the courtyard walking around in the nude and it

2013-03-19

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-19 14:21
    Missing dog
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    An old Irish farmer\'s dog goes missing and he\'s inconsolable. His wife says "Why don\'t you put an advert in the paper?" He does, but tw

2013-03-15

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-15 11:27
    Email
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The mother-in-law, comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase. "What happened, ?" "What happened? - I\'ll te

2013-03-11

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-11 14:33
    laundry
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, \'What

2013-03-06

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-06 15:10
    Dogs
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one wa

2013-03-04

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-04 18:57
    Insurance policy
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer\'s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to se

2013-02-28

2013-02-27

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 02-27 13:11
    Howard
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A local farmer drove to his neighbor\'s farm house , and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9 years old, opened the door. "Is your Dad home aske

2013-02-26

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 02-26 15:01
    Fire sale
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    People," said the sales manager to the sales team, "we\'re going to be having a fire sale." "A fire sale?" said one agent. &q

2013-02-25

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 02-25 15:04
    Flowers
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A man walks into a flower shop and tells the clerk, "I\'d like some flowers please." "Certainly," she said. "What did you hav

2013-02-12

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 02-12 15:37
    Dreams
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expen

2013-02-08

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 02-08 11:44
    piece by piece
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A very distressed women say to her husband : “Oh Gawd! I’m convinced my mind is almost gone”. Husband says in a very dry and matter-of-fact way:

2013-01-25

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 01-25 17:30
    SUV
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Two old guys were talking. One says to the other, "My 85th birthday was yesterday. My wife gave me an SUV." The other old guys says, "

2013-01-23

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 01-23 10:57
    Memory
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 01-23 10:55
    Old lady
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, &qu
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 01-23 10:52
    Pearl
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and wa