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2020-10-19

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-19 12:16
    baby
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    4 business men were sitting on a bench in a hospital waiting room because their wives were having babies. A nurse comes over and says to the first
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-19 12:15
    a raise
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    An employee said to his boss, sir, may I talk to you. The boss replied, sure, come on in. What can I do for you? The employee said, well sir, a
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-19 12:14
    water
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Wife runs in the house to find her husband. "Honey there\'s water in the Carburetor". "You don\'t even know where the Carburetor i
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-19 12:13
    house work
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    One evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-19 12:12
    leather
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    When a man sees a woman in leather, his heart beats faster, he grows weak in the knees and he begins to think less rationally. Have you have wondered

2020-10-18

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-18 20:35
    How to start a fight
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.  The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver\'s Licens
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-18 20:34
    Like a new born baby
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Al and Joe were sitting in the rockers on the front deck of the retirement home. Al says, "You know, even though I\'m old and full of aches and p
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-18 20:33
    The world
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    WHEN GODS CREATED HUSBANDS, HE PROMISED WOMEN THAT GOOD AND IDEAL HUSBANDS WILL BE FOUND ON ALL CORNERS OF THE WORLD..... THAN HE MADE THE WORLD ROUN
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-18 20:32
    prescription
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A doctor has some trouble with the kitchen sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told that it\'s his day off. "But
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-18 20:30
    GPS
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A guy calls his friend, "Hey, are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?" The friend tells him, "We\'re all set. I have the
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-18 20:30
    prenatal
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and

2020-10-16

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-16 11:34
    shoehorn
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A young boy was watching his grandfather put on shoes. Grandpa was using a device the boy had never seen before. "What\'s that?" he asked. &
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-16 11:32
    cow
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A youngster came home from school sobbing soulfully. His Dad asked him what was wrong. The little one replied that the teacher had punished him becau
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-16 11:31
    taxi
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, los
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-16 11:30
    pain
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.  
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-16 11:29
    curtains
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A woman walked into a store to buy curtains. She went up to the salesman and said "I wan’t those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.

2020-10-15

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-15 22:40
    husband
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. Their waitress, taking another or
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-15 22:38
    taxi
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A woman with no clothes on boards a taxi one night. The taxi driver keeps staring and does not start the taxi. The woman says: "Haven\'t yo
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-15 22:37
    kite
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A husband in his backyard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air; the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing ba
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-15 22:36
    prenatal class
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and
  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-15 22:35
    last request
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Mary Clancy goes up to Father O\'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she\'s in tears. He says, \'So what\'s bothering you, Mary my dear? I k

2020-10-14

2016-03-10

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-10 13:15
    Power of internet
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Daughter: "Dad, I\'m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became fri

2015-08-19

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-19 10:59
    Not just lazy
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The lazy son went to his dad and told him "Dad, I started this puzzle 2 years ago and I just finished it today. The dad said "Isn\'t 2 years

2015-08-14

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-14 13:38
    Catalogue shopping
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A hillbilly decided to visit his cousin some miles away and found him looking at a book, when asked what it was his friend replied "It\'s a catal

2015-08-06

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-06 11:53
    Health Tips
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The Reporter  say’s to the old man: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101? Man:  For better digestion, I drink b

2015-07-24

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-24 12:53
    Empty seat
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    It\'s game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He le

2015-06-26

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-26 14:57
    Windows
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: "Windows frozen, won\'t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over

2015-06-25

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-25 11:47
    Making friends
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Right now I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. So, every day, I walk in the street and tell peop

2015-05-29

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 05-29 12:12
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2015-05-08

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 05-08 16:33
    White hair
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several stran

2015-03-19

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-19 11:54
    Special parrot
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, &qu

2014-11-06

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 11-06 15:06
    Pearly Gates
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A man appears before the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit” St. Peter asks. “Well I can think of one thing” th

2014-10-31

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-31 13:22
    Hit and run
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran arrived to help. "My mother-in-law tried to run me over!" the man

2014-10-23

2014-10-16

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-16 09:22
    Great news?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you, honey. Pretty soon, we\'re going to be three in

2014-10-15

2014-09-11

2014-08-20

2014-08-11

2014-06-02

2014-05-28

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 05-28 12:55
    Scaredy-cat
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, h

2014-04-14

2014-04-09

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 04-09 09:43
    Kids are quick
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct.

2014-03-05

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-05 13:27
    It's not working
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The wife left a note on the fridge "IT\'S NOT WORKING, I CAN\'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! GONE TO STAY WITH MY MOM." The husband opened the frid

2014-03-03

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 03-03 14:57
    Prayer before eating
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother\'s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.

2013-12-06

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 12-06 13:05
    Dad's advise
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A girl driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn\'t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever g

2013-11-05

2013-10-31

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-31 15:33
    The big question??
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Julie and Joe had been dating for almost a year. At long last, he summoned the courage to pop the big question. It went like this; Being single certa

2013-10-30

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-30 16:20
    The story of ....
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A teacher was reading the story of The Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part where the first pig was trying to gather building

2013-10-29

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-29 14:04
    Quiche
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A man goes into a restaurant. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly attractive came to his table and asked if he was ready to order,&quo

2013-10-25

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-25 14:13
    Porch?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A boy scout knocks on the door of a big house and when the guy answers he asks "Do you need any odd jobs doing?" "

2013-10-24

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-24 16:27
    Alligator shoes
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A young woman was driving through Southern Louisiana while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way

2013-10-23

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-23 16:49
    What would you do?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It\'s after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The

2013-10-22

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-22 15:37
    Adam and Eve
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    At Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told

2013-10-09

2013-10-07

2013-10-04

2013-10-02

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-02 15:30
    Little girl's pray
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, \'Dea

2013-10-01

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 10-01 17:12
    Medication
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A distraught senior citizen dialed her doctors office... She asks... Is it true... That the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of

2013-09-27

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 09-27 14:20
    Golf clubs
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"

2013-09-26

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 09-26 14:12
    You used to...
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Karl and Milly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You use t

2013-09-25

2013-09-24

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 09-24 16:57
    Text messages
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A senior-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive text messages on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decid

2013-09-09

2013-09-06

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 09-06 15:19
    Caller ID
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A Young man saved his girlfriend\'s phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY". Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the

2013-09-05

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 09-05 16:27
    Love at first sight
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    “A woman say’s to her sisterI thought you were going to marry Eddie? You said it was love at first sight.” “The sister replies; It was – i

2013-09-04

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 09-04 17:01
    You could have
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    An elderly lady decided to give herself a birthday treat by staying overnight in a luxury London hotel. When she checked out next morning the desk c

2013-08-30

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-30 15:49
    Spelling
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell \'crocodile?\' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L\' TEACHER: No, that\'s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I

2013-08-26

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-26 14:30
    May Day
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The poor blonde is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. Frantic, she calls out a May Day. &q

2013-08-17

2013-08-14

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-14 14:16
    Are you kidding?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you loo

2013-08-12

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 08-12 13:56
    Instruction
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    THERE WAS A BIT OF CONFUSION AT ACE HARDWARE THIS MORNING. WHEN I WAS READY TO PAY FOR MY PURCHASES OF GUN POWDER AND BULLETS, THE CASHIER SAID “STR

2013-07-31

2013-07-26

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-26 12:25
    Celsius
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    "Soon after arriving in Los Angeles from Canada, I phoned the local weather station and asked what the temperature was in L.A. "Sixty-eigh

2013-07-24

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-24 13:38
    Lie detector
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he di

2013-07-23

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-23 14:54
    False teeth
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The

2013-07-22

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-22 14:48
    French name
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    There were 2 cats, one was an English cat and his name was 1,2,3, the second was a French cat and his name was un, deaux,trios. They decided to have

2013-07-16

2013-07-12

2013-07-11

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-11 14:47
    Correction
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The teacher wrote on the blackboard, “I ain’t had no fun all summer.” “Now Paul,” she said. “What shall I do to correct this?” “Get a boy f

2013-07-09

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-09 17:37
    Speeding
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "Ho

2013-07-04

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-04 14:18
    8 year old girl
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex? The grandfather was surpr

2013-07-03

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-03 14:30
    Afraid?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    With fire, smoke, thunder, lightening and brimstone the devil appeared at the back door of the church. Everybody jumped, ran, screaming out of the c

2013-07-02

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 07-02 14:07
    Vouch
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: "I would very much like to bring my dog

2013-06-29

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-29 13:13
    Obituary message
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: B

2013-06-27

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-27 12:03
    Missing husband
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a descri

2013-06-20

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-20 14:08
    Ex wife?
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standin

2013-06-18

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-18 10:11
    Boy and Toy
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    A boy went to a toy shop and picked out a toy car. He then goes to the counter and gives the cashier money-cards from a Monopoly game.

2013-06-14

  • 1happyman 发起了新话题 06-14 14:22
    Effect of marriage
    群组: HUMOR CORNER
    The Ad in the newspaper read: FOR SALE BY OWNER!!! Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer.

2013-06-12

2013-06-11