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    Talking scale

    31happyman 2016-02-27 16:28
    An overweight man had been determined to shed some pounds. He had attempted many times to diet but always became discouraged because he couldn’t see past his tummy to read the scale, and unable to see any progress, he would soon give up. His two sons decided to buy him a talking scale. They rushed home and presented it to their father. This is awesome dad, look you just step on it and it tells you your weight, watch. The younger boy stood on the scale and an electronic voice blurted out.. ONE O SEVEN. My turn, said the older brother.. once again the electronic voice sounded, ONE TWENTY FOUR. Come on dad it’s your turn. With a new sense of optimism their father stepped onto the scale. After a momentary delay the scale responded, ONE AT A TIME.
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