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男人和女人之间的计算公式(ZT)

2已有 824 次阅读  2010-03-01 12:05   标签男人  公式  女人 
 购物数学 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]

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  男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元的东西

  A man will pay for a item he needs

  女人总是花1元钱买她不需要的价值2元的东西

  A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't need

  一般方程与统计 [GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS]

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  女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心

  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

  男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来

  A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

  成功男人的标志是: 挣的钱比他妻子花掉的还多

  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

  成功女人的标志是: 她找到了这样一个丈夫

  A successful woman is one who can find such a man

  幸福 [HAPPINESS]

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  要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱

  To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little

  要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你必须尽量多爱她, 但绝不要试图去理解她

  To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

  长寿 [LONGEVITY]

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  结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿, 但结婚的男人更多的想去死

  Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die
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  • jamme 2010-03-01 23:51
    好男人;追求事业成功,体现自我价值, 在家里;爱的越深,付出越多,权力越小。 〔心甘情愿〕
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