6已有 784 次阅读  2012-02-01 16:15


(1)  Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 

(2)  Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 

(3)  Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 

(4)  Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 

(5)  Loud Sigh:  This  is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 

(6)  That's Okay:  This  is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 

(7)  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.. Just say you're welcome.  (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.) 

(8)  Whatever:  Is a woman's way of saying Screw YOU! 

      (9)    Don't worry about it, I've got it:  Another  dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking,  'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to #3.

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