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    My boss and I

    1happyman 2020-10-14 10:48

    When I don’t do it

      I am lazy

    When my boss doesn’t do it

      He is too busy

     

    When I do something without being told

      I am trying to be smart

    When my boss does the same

      That’s initiative

     

    When I please my boss

      That’s policy

    When my boss pleases his boss

      That’s co-operative

     

    When I do something right

      He never remembers

    When I do something wrong

      He never forgets

     

     

    Why?

     

    Bosses are like diapers

      They are always up your ass with shit

     

    Senior management are like sea gulls

      They always fly all over you and shit all over you

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