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    1happyman 2020-10-16 11:30
    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
    her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
    hole.

       The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
    together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll
    around in agony.

       The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
    apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I
    know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

      'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
    man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
    still clasping his hands there at his groin.

      At her insistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She
    gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened
    his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and
    artful massage for several long minutes and asked, 'How does that
    feel'?

    'Feels great, he replied, but I still think my thumb's broken!
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